Has the world gone bonkers?

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 3:47 pm

4liters wrote:
Mattblack wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
Mattblack wrote:What gender are bream fishermen, fisherwomen, fisherpeople?


DUNNO Exactly, that has always been a mystery.
but they must certainly not be what you are cause you cant catch bream :tongue:


I admit I'm slightly bream-curious, but if I got caught doing it my wife would leave me and my kids would be emotionally scarred for life.

Just do it in a poorly lit public toilet at Webb dock like everyone else and they’ll never find out


Dont forget the vaseline, they say catching the first one is the hardest, its eaaasy after that :thumbsup:
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby Fish-cador » Thu May 31, 2018 6:13 pm

purple5ive wrote:
4liters wrote:
Mattblack wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
Mattblack wrote:What gender are bream fishermen, fisherwomen, fisherpeople?


DUNNO Exactly, that has always been a mystery.
but they must certainly not be what you are cause you cant catch bream :tongue:


I admit I'm slightly bream-curious, but if I got caught doing it my wife would leave me and my kids would be emotionally scarred for life.

Just do it in a poorly lit public toilet at Webb dock like everyone else and they’ll never find out


Dont forget the vaseline, they say catching the first one is the hardest, its eaaasy after that :thumbsup:

Take it from Steve. Bearing grease worked for him.:-)

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby smile0784 » Thu May 31, 2018 6:55 pm

purple5ive wrote:
DougieK wrote:If i foul hook a bream while fishing jigging for live bait but later hook a real fish do i have the right to my own bathroom?


yes this is what it looks like, Please make sure you only go in accompanied by an adult ok...

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Its good idea but not for guys when the sign is on the female toilet door.

Where dads ment to chenge there kids?

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby smile0784 » Thu May 31, 2018 6:58 pm

purple5ive wrote:you do raise a valid point Texas,
this will also be an invitation for people to jaywalk and claim they cant speak English.


If you dont speak english how do they know its english

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby Lightningx » Thu May 31, 2018 6:59 pm

Fish-cador wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
4liters wrote:
Mattblack wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
DUNNO Exactly, that has always been a mystery.
but they must certainly not be what you are cause you cant catch bream :tongue:


I admit I'm slightly bream-curious, but if I got caught doing it my wife would leave me and my kids would be emotionally scarred for life.

Just do it in a poorly lit public toilet at Webb dock like everyone else and they’ll never find out


Dont forget the vaseline, they say catching the first one is the hardest, its eaaasy after that :thumbsup:

Take it from Steve. Bearing grease worked for him.:-)

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 7:03 pm

Fish-cador wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
4liters wrote:
Mattblack wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
DUNNO Exactly, that has always been a mystery.
but they must certainly not be what you are cause you cant catch bream :tongue:


I admit I'm slightly bream-curious, but if I got caught doing it my wife would leave me and my kids would be emotionally scarred for life.

Just do it in a poorly lit public toilet at Webb dock like everyone else and they’ll never find out


Dont forget the vaseline, they say catching the first one is the hardest, its eaaasy after that :thumbsup:

Take it from Steve. Bearing grease worked for him.:-)


Amatuers hahaha
See that's your problem should have consulted the experts before trying to fish for bream. Now your all butthurt and all. im thinking its put you off bream fishing for good..

It's extra heavy duty lube for me..
bream fishing requires it as a prerequisite...
Next time just ask bro.. don't be shy...
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby Tim399 » Thu May 31, 2018 7:06 pm

Perhaps a light with just a pair of legs in red for stop and green for go would be gender neutral.
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But then I’m sure some do-gooder would kick up a stink about it not being amputee-neutral.

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 7:06 pm

smile0784 wrote:
purple5ive wrote:you do raise a valid point Texas,
this will also be an invitation for people to jaywalk and claim they cant speak English.


If you dont speak english how do they know its english


Last time I checked australia is an English speaking country man. So what else would they write it in ?
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby smile0784 » Thu May 31, 2018 7:13 pm

purple5ive wrote:
smile0784 wrote:
purple5ive wrote:you do raise a valid point Texas,
this will also be an invitation for people to jaywalk and claim they cant speak English.


If you dont speak english how do they know its english


Last time I checked australia is an English speaking country man. So what else would they write it in ?


You prove my point mate.
But my point still stands if say they dont speak english how do they know its english. So if they say i dont speak english why they thinks it english
Could be chinese or indian

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 7:36 pm

It's a commonly used excuse by outsiders to get out of problems with the law here.

If you read my post it says . It COULD be used as an excuse.

Heard about situations where people have got out of parking fines. Because they couldn't read English so they didnt know it was a no standing zone. Or loading zone etc etc.

The point is THEY CAN VERY WELL SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND ENGLISH
But use it as an excuse to get out of trouble. Our dumb courts let them off too. That's the worst part...
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