Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Fish Jokes
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Beno
- Rank: Snapper
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- Location: Mornington Peninsula
Fish Jokes
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fishhead
- Rank: Garfish
- Joined: Fri May 13, 2011 2:33 pm
- Location: Point Cook
Re: Fish Jokes
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw!
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin!
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale!
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Where do you weigh whales?
At a whale weigh station!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse!
found these on the net. :lol: :lol: :lol:
To the prawn broker!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw!
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin!
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale!
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Where do you weigh whales?
At a whale weigh station!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse!
found these on the net. :lol: :lol: :lol:
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
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troutman
- Rank: Banjo
- Joined: Sat May 28, 2011 8:58 am
Re: Fish Jokes
seeing we are on one liner jokes....even though its not fish related , but it is if your camping out and having breakfast before heading fishing!!
Q ... Did u hear about the baked beans that went on holidays ???
A ...No
Q ... Do you know where they ended up....
A.....No
In Cairns (ie..CANS) :super:
Q ... Did u hear about the baked beans that went on holidays ???
A ...No
Q ... Do you know where they ended up....
A.....No
In Cairns (ie..CANS) :super: