Has the world gone bonkers?

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 1:07 pm

Mattblack wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
Mattblack wrote:What gender are bream fishermen, fisherwomen, fisherpeople?


DUNNO Exactly, that has always been a mystery.
but they must certainly not be what you are cause you cant catch bream :tongue:


I admit I'm slightly bream-curious, but if I got caught doing it my wife would leave me and my kids would be emotionally scarred for life.


Ohhh pussy whipped I see.
Never mind bream fishing wont suit you in that case....
Leave it to the experts
..

Or you could be real smart and not get caught
But that also means.
Not looking like a walking billboard
Not Know how to make bream look bigger than tgey are in pics
Not Have a massive social media following
Not follow every other bream fishing fish on social media
Defenitely not own Any daiwa gear.
The list goes on

I think you Might as well keep doing whatever it is your doing now and keep the wife and kids happy..
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby DougieK » Thu May 31, 2018 1:44 pm

If i foul hook a bream while fishing jigging for live bait but later hook a real fish do i have the right to my own bathroom?
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby Mattblack » Thu May 31, 2018 1:46 pm

...if you get caught bream fishing in some countries, they'll throw you in prison or off the roof of the nearest building

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 2:06 pm

DougieK wrote:If i foul hook a bream while fishing jigging for live bait but later hook a real fish do i have the right to my own bathroom?


yes this is what it looks like, Please make sure you only go in accompanied by an adult ok...

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 2:18 pm

Mattblack wrote:...if you get caught bream fishing in some countries, they'll throw you in prison or off the roof of the nearest building


you still not listening man.
just dont f@cking get caught lolll, How hard is that :tongue:
if your still scared then move to Amerika, they say its real easy to catch bream there.

or Perhaps you would you like your own closet like Dougie has as well??
That way no chance of getting outed as a Closet bream fisho :rofl:
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby Lightningx » Thu May 31, 2018 2:44 pm

purple5ive wrote:
DougieK wrote:If i foul hook a bream while fishing jigging for live bait but later hook a real fish do i have the right to my own bathroom?


yes this is what it looks like, Please make sure you only go in accompanied by an adult ok...

baby-care-facilities-sign-options-dibond-composite-aluminium-size-150x200mm-15623-p.png

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby smile0784 » Thu May 31, 2018 2:44 pm

purple5ive wrote:
smile0784 wrote:With the introduction of red and green women crossing lights in the city that only represents male and female gender.
Is the goverment forgetting about gay and transgenger and asexaul people. (Sorry of i forgot a group)
Im sure.this wouldn't pass gender equality for all.
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All the had to do was have WALK / DONT WALK rather than a ******* male or female symbol
but im sure they will spend another few million of tax payers money to come to a similar conclusion soon.

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby 4liters » Thu May 31, 2018 2:58 pm

Mattblack wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
Mattblack wrote:What gender are bream fishermen, fisherwomen, fisherpeople?


DUNNO Exactly, that has always been a mystery.
but they must certainly not be what you are cause you cant catch bream :tongue:


I admit I'm slightly bream-curious, but if I got caught doing it my wife would leave me and my kids would be emotionally scarred for life.

Just do it in a poorly lit public toilet at Webb dock like everyone else and they’ll never find out
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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby Texas » Thu May 31, 2018 3:10 pm

smile0784 wrote:
purple5ive wrote:
smile0784 wrote:With the introduction of red and green women crossing lights in the city that only represents male and female gender.
Is the goverment forgetting about gay and transgenger and asexaul people. (Sorry of i forgot a group)
Im sure.this wouldn't pass gender equality for all.
l


All the had to do was have WALK / DONT WALK rather than a ******* male or female symbol
but im sure they will spend another few million of tax payers money to come to a similar conclusion soon.

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U gotta b Abel 2 reed ingaliss
Sorie that is in amerriccano

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Re: Has the world gone bonkers?

Postby purple5ive » Thu May 31, 2018 3:23 pm

you do raise a valid point Texas,
this will also be an invitation for people to jaywalk and claim they cant speak English.
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