Two Gurnards flop into a bar , , , ,
and ask the Horse Barman, "Can we have a Jack Daniels each, please"
They down the Jacks very quick.
Then one Gurnard says to the other, "Shall we have another"
To which the other Gurnard says "indubitably"
This goes on, and on, and on, till Both Gurnards are on their 100th Jacks.
Straight after they downed their 100th Jacks, they flop down , , , , dead
The Horse Barman says to the Squid sitting at the Bar, "Did you see that?"
And the Squid replies, "Yeah, those Gurnards can talk"